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Scooby-Doo: Unmasking villains and real estate scams since 1969! 🐶🏠👻
Funny property quotes
Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.
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When your dating profile goes from "single and ready to mingle" to "prepped and ready for the apocalypse" 🏗️🏡😂
Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”
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"Dream big or go home… oh wait, I can't afford that either! 😅🏠💸 #KitchenCriticWithEmptyPockets"
If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.
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"Who knew 'paranormal activity included' was a selling point? Time to ask for that ghostly rebate! 👻🏚️😂"
There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.
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"Looks like hell is the next hot real estate market 🔥🏠 Better start scouting for that perfect lakeside condo 😉 Who knew eternal damnation could be so lucrative? 💰 #HellboundInvestments"
Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.
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"Remember, sharing is caring…unless we're talking about my illegal substances! Those are strictly for personal enjoyment only. 🙅♂️🚫 #FindersKeepersLosersWeepers"