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Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

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Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

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“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

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Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

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I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

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I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

54 shares on Threads this month:

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

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Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

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I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

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Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

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We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

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Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

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Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

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These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

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The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

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Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

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I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

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The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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