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My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

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Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

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I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

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They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

89 shares on WeChat this month:

Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

65 shares on Facebook this month:

Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

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Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

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Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

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I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

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Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

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Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

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I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

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I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

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I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

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I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

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I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

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The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

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When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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