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They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

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Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

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Itโ€™s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

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I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

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I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

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If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

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"Who needs lights when you can just blame the darkness for any mess? ๐ŸŒšโœจ It's like having a magic cleaning spell! ๐Ÿงนโœจ #PowerSavingGoals"



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