Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!” Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Watching Hoarders: The ultimate motivation for making even the messiest of spaces look fabulous! π‘β¨ Who needs cleaning supplies when you've got reality TV to compare with, right? ππΊ #CleaningGoals" Related funny posts π€ Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isnβt that dirty after all. On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious. I like to people-watch, but Iβm an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people. The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute. First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!