If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

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I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

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Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

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I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

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The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

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Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

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I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

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Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?