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  • Adulting is realizing Monday is a better “off day” than Friday.
  • I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.
  • December. A desperate celebration of an end.
  • I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.
  • I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.
  • You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.