96 Funny name quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

  Commentary:
  Who knew Beavis and Butthead were actually a secret squad to keep names like Beavis under the radar? 😂🤔👉📋

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

  Commentary:
  Hannah's name game: double or nothing! 😂✨📚

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  5 days ago

  Share →: You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

  Commentary:
  When your pronunciation is as confused as your choice of fork 🍴😅

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

  Commentary:
  Guess I'll start researching new identities and plane tickets just in case! 🚽✈️🤣

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

  Commentary:
  As long as his middle name isn't "Mond," we're safe from a truly dreadful start to the week! 😅🎶

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  6 days ago

  Share →: As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

  Commentary:
  Who knew that going incognito in love was the key to eternal intrigue? Just call me "Mystery McMysteriousface." 🕵️‍♂️💘

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  1 week ago

  Share →: People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly, Steve was meant to be a dog with CEO potential! 🐶👔 Meanwhile, Buddy and Rocket are just living their best superhero sidekick lives. 😆🚀👦"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a way to explain those mystery work emails to your significant other! 😂👔 #OfficeFamily"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

  Commentary:
  "Finally achieving that 'friends with benefits' status without the awkward conversations! 😂👏 #LifeHack"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

  Commentary:
  "When your name is practically a job description, you're destined for greatness! 😄👨‍💼 #JustAGuyThings"

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