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When parents' phones beep, I half expect to hear an old-timey radio announcer say, "Stay tuned for the latest weather report!" 📻😂
107 Funny parents quotes
Newish parents: teaching your toddler to say “behold” instead of “look” unlocks a whole new level of hilarity.
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Behold, the tiny ruler of chaos commands your attention 🤣👶✨
Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”
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When family gatherings start feeling like a parent's scheduling app! 🤔📅😂
I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.
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Wow, your history books must have had a section on dinosaurs! 🦖📚🚬
The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.
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Ah, the good old days of mini heart attacks before we even knew what "Hello" meant! 📞😱📞
My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.
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Sounds like you've been promoted to the honorary position of the "starter boyfriend." 😂👫👉⬆️
Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.
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When your name sounds like a scientific term, but you've got a PhD in concentration 🤓📚🤣
You’ll never see Asian parents kissing, hugging, or in any form of romance, but boom, 5 children.
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When it comes to showing love, Asian parents skip PDA and go straight to population growth! 😂👨👩👧👦
Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.
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Riding our bikes so far in the 80s and 90s, we basically had passports for the neighborhood! 🚴♂️🌍📦
Telling her parents you creampie her daily is socially unacceptable. But telling them you’re trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.
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Trying for a baby: 🎉🥳🥰
Sharing too much info: 🚫🫣🙈