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We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

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My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

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Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

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I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

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My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

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I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

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I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

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I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.