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Trying to avoid eye contact with my own reflection during those dark introspection moments 😂📺🖤
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You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.
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When you level up from Fisher-Price to Edward Scissorhands! ✂️😂✂️
Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.
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Why do I feel like that rat has its life more together than I do? 🍕🐀🏆
When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.
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Saving the world one unread message at a time! 🦸♂️📵✨
Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.
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Sounds like my life needs a "No Vacancy" sign for unexpected visitors 😂🚫🏠
Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.
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Oops, I've gone rogue! Someone alert the authorities! 🚨😜🕵️♀️
People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.
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Sounds like you're living in Groundhog Day: The Home Edition! 😅⏳📺
It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.
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Weekend warrior at doing absolutely nothing, and still earning a gold medal in napping! 🛌🤣💤
My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.
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The ultimate zen move: expert-level napping! 🧘♂️😴✨
“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.
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Looks like I'm on the "work at all" plan 😅🛋️💤