If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like bacon isn't the only thing getting crispy here! 🇺🇸🥓😄 Related funny posts 😂 According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people. At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add? Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day. Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies? Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.