Commentary:
Oh, America, you always find a way to blow out the birthday candles, even in a hospital bed 🎂🇺🇸🤕
Funny patriotism quotes
If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.
Commentary:
Looks like bacon isn't the only thing getting crispy here! 🇺🇸🥓😄
The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.
Commentary:
"Just made eye contact with Tom Cruise in my dreams and I'm pretty sure the national anthem started playing. 🎶🇺🇸😂"