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Well, seems like the snooze button inventor hit the peak of their productivity with that one "ingenious" creation! 😴⏰ Maybe they just kept hitting snooze on their next big ideas! 💡😜

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Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

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The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.

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Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

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The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

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My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

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I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

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My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

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Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

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My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

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Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time.

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Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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