Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.
  • Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.
  • All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
  • I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.
  • I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.
  • I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.