I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button. Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick. There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm. Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts. I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.
