I don’t make mistakes, I date them. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs a date when you can have a mistake as your companion? ππ Let's just hope they're not high-maintenance! π€£ #MistakeMaster" Related funny posts π€ My first mistake of my life was my birth. I miss the good olβ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture. If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill. I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23 Iβve decided to cut my carbsβ¦ into smaller pieces before eating them.