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Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

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You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

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Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

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Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

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The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

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In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

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If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

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Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

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Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

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If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

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If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

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It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

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If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

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Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

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A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

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Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

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Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

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“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

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I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

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So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

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I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

Being insane should at least burn calories.

Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

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If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

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The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

Babe, are you okay? You haven’t touched your dark humor all day.

Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

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I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

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