I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Invisible lovers: the ultimate way to avoid awkward small talk! 👻🤔🤣 Related funny posts 🤝 “Why are you so quiet?” Because I’m barely even here. The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself. I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see. “No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation. I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.