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I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real m…

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real m…

Commentary:
"Who needs a doctor's office when you have power tools and paint? 🔨💪 DIY vasectomy, coming soon to a Home Depot near you! Just remember, measure twice, cut once… 😂 #DIYManhood"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged depot, DIY, home, Home Depot, humor, joke, man, masculinity, real, surgery, vasectomy on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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