I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real m… Commentary:"Who needs a doctor's office when you have power tools and paint? 🔨💪 DIY vasectomy, coming soon to a Home Depot near you! Just remember, measure twice, cut once… 😂 #DIYManhood" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen. Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores. I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do. Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it. No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.