Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?
  • I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.
  • If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.
  • My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.
  • Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
  • Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.