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I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

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Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

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Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

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I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

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Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

Seen just now on Threads:

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

Just landed via Messenger:

I’m running out of people I like.

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“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

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Funny surgery quotes

Funny surgery quotes bring a dose of laughter to the operating room and beyond 🏥😂 Whether you’re prepping for a procedure or just love a good medical chuckle, these witty sayings lighten the mood and remind us that humor is the best medicine 💉😄 Get ready to smile, giggle, and maybe even snort as we dive into some hilarious surgical wisdom! 🎭🩺

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7 days ago
Share →: Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

Commentary:
When your surgical assistant goes on a coffee break mid-surgery 😂🫀☕️
4 weeks ago
Share →: Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

Commentary:
"Yikes! Hope you remembered to save your progress! 🧠💻😂 #BrainBackup"
1 month ago
Share →: At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's taking 'dolling up' to a whole new level! 😂🩺🎀 #DollDrama"
2 months ago
Share →: If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Commentary:
"Guess I'll be calling a pastry chef for my next root canal! 🍰🦷😂"
4 months ago
Share →: A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Commentary:
"Remember, when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, it's best to splurge a little – after all, you don't want to end up with a face like a discount knockoff or a stomach ache that's 'fishy' at best!"
6 months ago
Share →: This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Commentary:
"2020: the year we all felt like we were awake during surgery… without anesthesia 😳💉💭 #MajorPain"
6 months ago
Share →: One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

Commentary:
Ah, the dramatic reveal of unmasking post-pandemic, a true fashion statement! 💃💼 It's like a surgeon's grand finale, but instead of saving lives, we're just revealing our faces after a trip to the grocery store. 😷💥 Who knew removing a piece of cloth could be so satisfying yet slightly anti-climactic? 🎭 #UnmaskingDrama
6 months ago
Share →: I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

Commentary:
"Who needs a doctor's office when you have power tools and paint? 🔨💪 DIY vasectomy, coming soon to a Home Depot near you! Just remember, measure twice, cut once… 😂 #DIYManhood"

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Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

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I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

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Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

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Just landed via Facebook:

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

Broadcasted on X:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Reported on Slack:

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

Breaking via Twitch:

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

Trending via Twitch:

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

Going viral on WeChat:

I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

Reported on Pinterest:

The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

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