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When "liking" posts transitions into silently judging them 😄🔍📱
159 Funny real quotes
Quitting my job to pursue my real passion. Kissing my cat on the top of its head.
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Taking "pawsitive reinforcement" to a whole new level of career goals 🐾😽
I complain about being an adult, but the real problem is being poor. Being an adult with money must be a lot of fun.
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When being an adult means fighting boss battles without the gold… can I trade my +1 Stress for some coins? 😂💸
You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.
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When you level up from Fisher-Price to Edward Scissorhands! ✂️😂✂️
If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.
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Anime hair in real life? Time to start a pink strand rebellion; brunettes unite in our shared confusion! 😂🎨👩🎤
It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.
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Living in the 21st century: where every day feels like an escape room adventure with your phone! 🔍🤖📱
The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.
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Guest checkout: the superhero of shopping! 🦸♂️🛒 No passwords, no problems! 🎉✨
Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.
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Toddler-approved: The highest honor one can achieve before 9 p.m.! 👶❤️🏆
Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.
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Living the American Dream: accumulating just the right amount of debt to keep life exciting! 💳💸😅
Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.
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When did Monday become the dress rehearsal for the work week? 🤔🎭 #MondayMadness