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"Perfectionist? Nah, that's too much pressure! I'll just settle for good enough and call it a day. 🤷‍♂️ Who has time for perfect when there's Netflix to binge, right?"

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I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

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Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

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5 months ago

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My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

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2 months ago

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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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2 months ago

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My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

86 shares on Discord this month:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

22 shares on X this month:

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My problem is I buy outfits I don’t have shoes for and shoes I don’t have outfits for.

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

14 shares on TikTok this month:

My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

50 shares on Threads this month:

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

77 shares on Reddit this month:

The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

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No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

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We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

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Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

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For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

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Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

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I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

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Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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Hand sanitizer will find a cut you didn’t even know you had.

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Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

Seen just now on X:

If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

Just landed via Snapchat:

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

Live now on Twitch:

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

Making waves on Slack:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

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I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

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I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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