Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

730 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,892

Funny Quotes Topics

13,871

Funny Quotes Images

10,892

3 minutes ago

3,433

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Spotted on Slack:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Just landed via YouTube:

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

Going viral on Slack:

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

Trending via Pinterest:

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Aura is the real business card.

Just shared via Messenger:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Just shared via YouTube:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Home » Funny Attitude Quotes

107 Funny attitude quotes

Funny attitude quotes offer a humorous take on the bold and sassy side of life. 😎😂 From witty observations about confidence to playful jabs at strong personalities, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of having a distinct attitude. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the fun in expressing yourself with flair! 😆💁‍♂️

New funny attitude quotes 👇

18 hours ago
Share →: Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

Commentary:
Another rule? Just call me the "Rule-ette"! 😜🚦💥
2 days ago
Share →: I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

Commentary:
Guess we're all just failing to impress each other here 🎭🚫🤷‍♂️
2 days ago
Share →: You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

Commentary:
Time travel in progress—Catch me stuck in Tuesday! 🚀⏳😅
3 days ago
Share →: If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Commentary:
Feeling blessed to have your attention! I must be in the VIP section of the Ignored Club 😂🙌🙈
3 days ago
Share →: Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

Commentary:
I've seen y'all clap for pineapple on pizza, so your boos just add to the symphony of chaos! 🍍🍕🎭
3 days ago
Share →: You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

Commentary:
When life turns into a game of double middle-finger charades 🤨👐🏼😂
3 days ago
Share →: Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

Commentary:
Spongebob knows who's bikini bottom-approved and who's not! 😂✨🌊 #PureOfHeartAndLaugh
3 days ago
Share →: You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

Commentary:
When your cat has achieved boss-level status, but you haven't 😂🐱👑
3 days ago
Share →: Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

Commentary:
Putting on a performance worthy of an audience that won't leave a tip! 🎭😂📸
3 days ago
Share →: I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

Commentary:
"Same here! I can ignore an insult but overcooked pasta? Now that's personal 🍝😆"

For even more funny attitude quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny attitude quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

730 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,892

Funny Quotes Topics

13,871

Funny Quotes Images

10,892

3 minutes ago

3,424

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Slack:

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Trending via Reddit:

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

Making waves on Telegram:

There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

Spotted on Reddit:

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Spotted on WeChat:

I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

Trending via Messenger:

Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

Just shared via Telegram:

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

Trending via Instagram:

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

Just landed via Telegram:

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All fights retarded. 🤪

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴