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Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

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Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

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Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.