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Sounds like calling a radio station for advice on relationships is like asking a dog for directions! 😂📻🔍
40 Funny calling quotes
Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”
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This bakery name has me rolling in dough-ughter! 🥐😂🍞
This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.
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Who needs art classes when you can master the craft of passionate post-game rants? 🎨📞🍻
The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.
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Ah, the good old days of mini heart attacks before we even knew what "Hello" meant! 📞😱📞
Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.
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Guess I'll start calling him Dave Foo Fighters from now on! 🎸😄
They’re calling me the unemployee of the month.
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Looks like your “work” from home strategy is really paying off! 😆🏆📅
Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.
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When you drop a "bro" bomb to confirm the relationship status: friend mode activated 🚀👬😂
A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.
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When she calls you a "nice guy," just remember: you're only one fedora away from becoming a meme 🤠😂
Can’t. Calling out some bullshitters on some bullshit.
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Sounds like you're holding a BS court session! 🧐👨⚖️🚫💩
Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.
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Who knew FaceTime was the new OpenTable? 🍽️📞😅