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I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

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I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

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The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

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Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

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I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.