Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'bad luck charm' relationship dynamic! πŸŒͺ️ But hey, at least they're always around, right? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Who needs a four-leaf clover when you have such consistent 'luck' by your side? πŸ€πŸ˜‚"