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"I have a feeling my body is staging a protest against these early mornings – I mean, who can blame it? If I had the choice, I'd choose my cozy bed over adulting any day!"

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65 shares on Facebook this month:

Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

36 shares on Slack this month:

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

63 shares on Telegram this month:

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

55 shares on X this month:

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

88 shares on YouTube this month:

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

69 shares on Discord this month:

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

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Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

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The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

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The person who invented butter really understood humans.

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Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

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If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

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You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

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Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

Going viral on X:

I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

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(pausing the TV and turning to my kids) Now I want to talk to you guys for a second about what Bart just told that man to do.

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So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

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I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

Keep the laugh going 😂

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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