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167 Funny morning quotes

Funny morning quotes are the perfect way to start your day with a smile! From the struggle of getting out of bed to the joy of your first cup of coffee, these quotes capture the humor in our morning routines. Wake up and enjoy a laugh as you tackle the day ahead!

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

Funny Quotes Mar 23, 2025

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025