Funny morning quotes

Funny morning quotes are the perfect way to start your day with a smile! 🌅😂 From the struggle of getting out of bed to the joy of your first cup of coffee, these quotes capture the humor in our morning routines. Wake up and enjoy a laugh as you tackle the day ahead! 😄☕

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Funny Quotes May 6, 2024

The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

Funny Quotes November 24, 2023

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

Funny Quotes October 27, 2023

You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

Funny Quotes October 23, 2023

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

Funny Quotes October 12, 2023

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

Funny Quotes September 29, 2023

It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

Funny Quotes September 29, 2023

My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

Funny Quotes September 25, 2023

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

Funny Quotes September 23, 2023

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023