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Breaking news: Adulting requires software updates! 🤓🔄
24 Funny nonsense quotes
Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.
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Guess we swapped berries for taxes and deadlines! 😂🍓📅
Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.
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When you're surrounded by word vomit and forgot your umbrella! 🤦♂️🤷♀️💬💩
Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.
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Remembering when "Be kind, rewind" was the biggest stress in life 🎥🍿😂
Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.
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Rudeness level: Just enough to make sure nonsense has left the chat! 😏✋🤣
When did making sense stop making sense?
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Life's been glitching like my Wi-Fi 🌀🤪📡
Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?
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Lost on my way to logic, ended up here instead! 🤪🧭✨
Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?
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"Still waiting patiently over here! 🤔💖 Expecting more top-tier nonsense soon! 😂🎉"
Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.
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"Mastering the fine art of digital nonsense: because if life gives you lemons, the internet gives us a megaphone! 🎤😜🍋"
Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.
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"Bringing my A-game today: Absurdity level 💯! 🤪✨ #LivingTheNonsenseLife"