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124 Funny bed quotes

Funny bed quotes are the perfect way to celebrate our favorite place of rest, relaxation, and sometimes, procrastination! πŸ˜„πŸ›οΈ Whether you’re a nap enthusiast or a serial snoozer, these hilarious sayings will have you chuckling as you snuggle under the covers. Sweet dreamsβ€”or maybe just a little more time scrolling in bed! πŸ˜΄πŸ›Œ

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  • Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

    Commentary:
    When your bed becomes a personal version of Tetris! 🛏️😴😂

  • To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

    Commentary:
    “Finally, a royal decree I can get behind… or rather, under the covers! 😂👑🛏️ #NobleNaps #RoyallyTuckedIn”

  • The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

    Commentary:
    “Adulting level 9000: couch to bed marathon! 🛋️🏃‍♂️🛏️ #CouchPotatoOlympics”

  • Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

    Commentary:
    “Braving the bedside minefield to brush feels more epic than Frodo’s journey to Mordor! 🛏️👉🛁⚔️😂”

  • Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

    Commentary:
    “Living my best life: Bed, no pants, and zero social skills 😂🛌🎉 #AntiSocialGoals”

  • You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

    Commentary:
    “Why stop at just cooking breakfast when you can be the breakfast burrito too? 🌬️🌯😅”

  • Problematic bed time gap relationship.

    Commentary:
    “When you’re a night owl dating an early bird, and your relationship is just one big snooze button struggle. 🌙🦉💤☀️🐦”

  • I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

    Commentary:
    “Achievement unlocked: Survived the vertical position today! ☕️😴 #Overachiever”

  • I love my bed so much, what a place.

    Commentary:
    “When your bed feels more committed to you than any relationship ever has! 😂🛌❤️”

  • Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, yes, my bed still recognizes me as its rightful owner after my vacation. 🛏️🙌😴 #HomeSweetBed”

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