I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Well, at least you're positively negative!" Related funny posts 🤝 The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway. Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”. Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man. Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.