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I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.
Commentary:
"Well, at least you're positively negative!"
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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.
Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!
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