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“Ah, yes, the age-old tactic of seeking career inspiration from pint-sized dreamers. Who knew adults were just waiting for a precocious child to say ‘professional ice cream taster’ so they could finally pursue their true calling?”
Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.
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“Being flexible is definitely my strong suit, just as long as everything goes exactly as I envisioned it in my mind palace with absolutely zero deviations… 😅🤷♂️ Who needs spontaneity when you’ve got a perfectly crafted blueprint, am I right?”