Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?
  • If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.
  • Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?
  • I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.
  • My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.
  • I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.