I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sorry, my life is too chaotic to follow instructions. Even my planner doesn't listen to me 😂🤷♂️ #RebelWithoutACause" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything. The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear. Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.” Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water. If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.