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1 week ago
Share →: After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

Commentary:
“Guess he’s dunking on sin now! 🙏🏀 #HolyHighJump”
3 weeks ago
Share →: Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

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Commentary:
“With an order like that, your barista must have a PhD in patience! ☕😅 #BaristaChronicles”
2 months ago
Share →: It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

Commentary:
“Isn’t it ironic how we have to act out a mini nap performance before the real deal? 😴 I guess it’s all part of the theatrical masterpiece called ‘Going to Bed’. 🎭 Sweet dreams, folks! 😄”
3 months ago
Share →: The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Commentary:
🍕🔑 “If happiness was a pizza recipe, it would definitely be topped with extra cheese and had a side of joy. Order, eat, repeat – the ultimate formula for a satisfied tummy and a smiling face! Who knew that the key to eternal happiness was hiding in plain sight, right in that delicious pizza box?” 😄🍕
3 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

Commentary:
“Sorry, my life is too chaotic to follow instructions. Even my planner doesn’t listen to me 😂🤷‍♂️ #RebelWithoutACause”
4 months ago
Share →: Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Commentary:
“Uber Eats’ ‘you forgot to finish your order’ notification is like a gentle reminder that maybe, just maybe, binge-eating a family-sized pizza and five desserts was not the best life choice 🍕🍰🚫 #Oops #FoodRegrets”
4 months ago
Share →: Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like romance and bureaucracy are finally coming together! 💋 Who needs Cupid when you have an Executive Order for forehead kisses? 😅 Don’t forget to thank your favorite politician for setting such innovative relationship standards! 📜 #ForeheadKissMandate
4 months ago
Share →: My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Commentary:
“Who needs pots and pans when you have speed dial? 🍔📞 Let’s cook up some delivery dreams instead!”
4 months ago
Share →: The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

Commentary:
Ah, the life of a PhD student – trading present joy for future joy that may or may not arrive 🤓🎓 Sacrificing sleep, social life, and probably some sanity along the way for that elusive happiness down the road! #PhDLife #WorthItMaybe 😅
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

Commentary:
“Remember, the best way to say ‘I need my personal space’ is with a good ol’ Restraining Order! 🚫🔒😂”