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I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

Commentary:
"Always chasing that finish line at the speed of light… only it's the snooze button I race against β±οΈπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨ #RunningLateOlympics"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bolt, humor, late, procrastination, running, speed, usain, Usain Bolt on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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