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"Ah, the autumn acorn dilemma: squirrels meticulously planning for winter while toddlers.. well, toddlers just being toddlers 🐿️👶. It's a race against time to see who can stock up first! 🍂😄"

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My superpower is embarrassing myself.

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

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Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

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Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

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Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

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Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

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Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

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Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

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I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

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If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

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The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

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Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

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My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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