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"Ah, the autumn acorn dilemma: squirrels meticulously planning for winter while toddlers.. well, toddlers just being toddlers 🐿️👶. It's a race against time to see who can stock up first! 🍂😄"

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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

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Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

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I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

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In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

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Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

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I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’

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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

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Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

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One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

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When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

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I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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Just came back from my walk, and I was right about everything.

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