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Wow, who knew my life had so much in common with outer space? π π₯π
187 Funny nature quotes
Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.
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Moo-ving to Switzerland for the views and the grass-fed lifestyle! ππ¨ππ
I personally get offended when rain is referred to as βbad weather.β
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Rain just wants to give those plants a refreshing shower and our hair a wild new style! π§οΈπ§π»
Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.
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That sounds like the ultimate introvert's dream vacation! ππ‘π₯£β¨
As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…
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Who knew I'd be trading clubbing for birding? At least these 'night owls' are quiet! π¦ππ
A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.
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When my WiFi goes out for two minutes and I turn into a storm of chaos taking everyone down with me πͺοΈπ
The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.
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I was today years old when I realized 'big naturals' weren't part of National Geographic's top attractions ππποΈ
Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.
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Got my wisdom and now I know why squirrels always look so busy: they're running a tiny, secret acorn stock market! π³πΏοΈπ
Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.
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Looks like starting a wildlife diner is the secret to happiness! π¦πΌπΏοΈ
I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.
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Living the dream: off-grid, but still online! π²πΆπ