187 funny nature quotes - Wordgag

Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

May 30, 2026

Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

May 30, 2026

I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

May 30, 2026

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

May 30, 2026

As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

May 30, 2026

A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

May 30, 2026

The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

May 30, 2026

Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

May 30, 2026

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

May 30, 2026

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

May 30, 2026

Are you climbing a mountain for the world to see you, or for you to see the world?

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Smoking weed in the forest, like the elves intended.

May 29, 2026

Squirrels always look and act like it’s their first day being a squirrel.

May 29, 2026

I liked it better when I was naive enough to think everyone was empathetic.

May 29, 2026

I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

May 29, 2026

The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

May 29, 2026

I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

May 29, 2026

When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

May 28, 2026

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

May 28, 2026

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

May 28, 2026

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

May 28, 2026

Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

May 28, 2026

Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

May 28, 2026

Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

May 28, 2026

Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

May 28, 2026

Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

May 28, 2026

Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

May 27, 2026

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

May 27, 2026

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

May 27, 2026

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

May 27, 2026

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

May 27, 2026

Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

May 27, 2026

I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

May 27, 2026

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

May 27, 2026

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

May 27, 2026

Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

May 27, 2026

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

May 27, 2026

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

May 27, 2026

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

May 27, 2026

Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

May 27, 2026