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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

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Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

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Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

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Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

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Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

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I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

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Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

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People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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150 Funny nature quotes

Funny nature quotes offer a delightful way to see the natural world through a humorous lens. 🌳😂 From playful observations about wildlife to witty remarks on the quirks of outdoor adventures, these quotes celebrate nature with a laugh. Embrace the lighter side of the great outdoors and enjoy a smile with your next stroll through the wilderness! 🌳😂

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Share →: Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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Sounds like my social life—suddenly I'm surrounded by squirrels instead of humans! 🐿️🌳😄
3 days ago
Share →: Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Commentary:
Meanwhile, I'm still wondering if I should have breakfast for dinner 🥞🤔 #FiguringLifeOut
3 days ago
Share →: I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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And here I thought déjà vu was just for sci-fi movies! 🤦‍♂️🔄📜
3 days ago
Share →: The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

Commentary:
Trading traffic lights for fairy lights sounds like a magical upgrade! 🐿️🧚‍♂️🍓
4 days ago
Share →: The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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Rain's amazing soundtrack is the universe's way of telling you to hit the snooze button one more time! 🌧️😴🎶
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Share →: Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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Attempting to shake hands with a palm tree is an ambitious endeavor! 🌴🤝🤣
4 days ago
Share →: I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

Commentary:
Plot twist: I’m more like a wildflower in need of caffeine, sprouting through the cracks of my messy living room. 🌼☕️🛋️
5 days ago
Share →: Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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Who knew the Discovery Channel would go from Shark Week to Glazed Goodness Week? 🍩😂
5 days ago
Share →: A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

Commentary:
When life gets ruff, bring in the squawkologist! 🐦🦜😂
6 days ago
Share →: Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

Commentary:
Just embracing my inner solar-powered pupper! ☀️🐶

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Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

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There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

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I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

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His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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Live now on YouTube:

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

Live now on WhatsApp:

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Live now on Reddit:

Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

Trending via Slack:

Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

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