15 funny squirrel quotes - Wordgag

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

May 23, 2026

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

May 23, 2026

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

May 23, 2026

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

May 23, 2026

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

May 22, 2026

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

May 22, 2026

One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

May 22, 2026

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

May 20, 2026

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

May 19, 2026

I brake for no one, except squirrels.

May 18, 2026

Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

May 18, 2026

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

May 18, 2026

Squirrels always look and act like it’s their first day being a squirrel.

May 18, 2026

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

Mar 29, 2026

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Mar 27, 2026