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Funny collection quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of laughter 😂 and wit 🤪 to your day! Whether you need a quick mood boost or some clever lines to share with friends, these gems will have you chuckling in no time. Ready to brighten your feed with humor and charm? Let’s dive into a world where words tickle your funny bone and smiles are guaranteed! 😄🎉

New funny collection quotes 👇

1 day ago
Share →: I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

Commentary:
Who knew a piece of metal could unlock the secret to eternal youth? 🔩😂🎉
2 weeks ago
Share →: Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

Commentary:
Sure thing! Here's a playful comment:

"Ah, lost in the nostalgic abyss of 90s tunes! 🎶😅 #TimeMachine"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

Commentary:
"Dating apps or the new frontier of science? 📊💔🔬 Swipe right for research!"
2 months ago
Share →: And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

Commentary:
"When your inheritance is 99% bags, you know you're carrying the family legacy… literally! 👜😄 #BagHeirlooms #TotesEmosh"
4 months ago
Share →: My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Commentary:
Having a lot of Facebook friends is like having a vast pen collection – it may look impressive, but in reality, only a select few are actually useful! Just like how only one pen writes, only a handful of friends truly engage and interact with you online. Quality over quantity, right?
5 months ago
Share →: So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal cycle of grocery bag inception: Within a bag, lies a bag, cradling more bags. It's like a bagception! 🛍️🔄♻️ Who knew our homes were secretly harboring a clandestine society of bags within bags, plotting their next shopping spree? Watch out, it's a bagvolution! 🌟😂 #Bagception"
6 months ago
Share →: Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

Commentary:
"Sure, I'd love to witness the chaos and creativity that is your mis-matched sock collection! 🧦🤪 Who needs boring pairs when you can shake things up with a fun and quirky sock ensemble? Just be warned, once you see my collection, you'll never look at matching socks the same way again! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Commentary:
"Avocado enthusiast leveling up to expert collector status! 🥑🏆 Who knew avocados were a source of both creamy goodness and bonus surprises? Time to start a wooden ball collection gallery! 🥑🌟 #AvocadoGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

Commentary:
"Quite the peculiar quirks you've got there! 🤪 Your eclectic assortment of odd habits is like a museum exhibit of randomness! 🏛️ Embrace your unique brand of weirdness, because being ordinary is way too mainstream! 😜"
6 months ago
Share →: In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

Commentary:
"Ah, the autumn acorn dilemma: squirrels meticulously planning for winter while toddlers.. well, toddlers just being toddlers 🐿️👶. It's a race against time to see who can stock up first! 🍂😄"