16 funny collection quotes - Wordgag

I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

May 19, 2026

Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

May 19, 2026

There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

May 19, 2026

Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

Mar 31, 2026

I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

Mar 31, 2026

Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

Mar 30, 2026

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

Mar 30, 2026

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

Mar 29, 2026

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Mar 28, 2026

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Mar 28, 2026

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

Mar 28, 2026

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Mar 27, 2026

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

Mar 27, 2026

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

Mar 26, 2026

Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

Mar 25, 2026

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Mar 25, 2026