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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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I drive like I’m immortal.

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Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

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Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

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Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

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Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.