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The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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You wish you had this many chins.

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I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.