Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

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Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

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I’ll see you in your nightmares.

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If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.