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The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

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An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

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If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

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2 months ago

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I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

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5 months ago

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

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Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

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Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

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Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

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My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

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Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

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The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

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It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

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I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

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Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

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Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

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I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

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Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

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Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

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I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

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You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

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The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

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