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Looks like Tuesday decided to pull a full week's worth of drama! 😅🍷 Who knew midweek could feel so exhausting? Here's to surviving the chaos—one sarcastic coffee at a time! ☕️🙃

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24 shares on Slack this month:

Need a professional way to say, “I do not care, don’t mention this to me again.”

11 shares on Reddit this month:

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

51 shares on Threads this month:

Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

66 shares on Slack this month:

No parenting book prepares you for the stank of your kid’s soccer bag.

93 shares on X this month:

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

13 shares on X this month:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

I can’t be the only one who screenshots confirmations, even though you’ll get an email and text.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

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Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

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Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

Making waves on YouTube:

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Seen just now on Threads:

Avocado is just green butter.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

Just landed via Facebook:

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

Going viral on Reddit:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

Going viral on Twitch:

She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

Live now on Discord:

Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

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“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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