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Looks like Tuesday decided to pull a full week's worth of drama! 😅🍷 Who knew midweek could feel so exhausting? Here's to surviving the chaos—one sarcastic coffee at a time! ☕️🙃

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Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

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Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

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72 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

58 shares on Threads this month:

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

66 shares on Slack this month:

I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

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I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

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The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

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I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

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I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

Breaking via Discord:

I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

Going viral on Threads:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Spotted on WeChat:

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

Making waves on Telegram:

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

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“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

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Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

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