“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

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I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

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Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

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Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

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People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

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If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.