Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.
- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.
- I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”
- I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
