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Isn't it just hilarious how staying zen can ruffle the feathers of those who are constantly in a huff? 😏😌 Keep radiating that calm energy and watch the chaos unfold around you! 🌀✨

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People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

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When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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2 months ago

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Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

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2 months ago

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Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

75 shares on X this month:

By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

51 shares on Threads this month:

Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

73 shares on YouTube this month:

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

24 shares on Telegram this month:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

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Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

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So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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Spotted on Reddit:

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Spotted on Telegram:

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Eating healthy requires a second job.

Breaking via Slack:

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

Making waves on Facebook:

The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

Just landed via Slack:

Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

Making waves on Twitch:

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

Breaking via Messenger:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Spotted on Slack:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

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People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

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