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Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

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I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

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If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.