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Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

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Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

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I’m not feeling very worky today.

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It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

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When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.