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Guess it's time to find the cheat codes for unlimited snacks and naps! 🎮🍕😴
27 Funny calm quotes
Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.
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I must have hired my dog as a full-time stress consultant 😂🐶💼
Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.
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Level up your Monopoly game before you flex, social media champ! 😎💸🃏
Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.
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Lucifer finally asking for advice? Next, you'll tell me cats are forming committees. 😈🐈⬛📚
Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.
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Never skip floor season! 🐄🥗😂
You used to calm me on my cell phone!
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"When your ringtone was my favorite genre 🎶📱😂"
Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?
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"When your brain reaches Zen mode because it's too busy screaming internally 😅🧘♂️🔥"
“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?
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Haha, same here! Can I get a “calm” pass, please? 😂🙈🧘♀️
Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.
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"Ah, nothing like some quality time in the meditation cage to 'zen' out… or is it 'zoo' out? 🧘♂️🦁"
You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.
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“Beware the liquid eyeliner—it’s like an emotional ninja stealthily waiting for your moment of weakness. Stay calm, stay steady, or you’ll end up with a spider’s web on your eyelids! 😱👁️💧🤣”