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Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

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The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

Going viral on YouTube:

It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

Making waves on Facebook:

Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

Making waves on Twitch:

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

Just landed via YouTube:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Just landed via Reddit:

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

Going viral on X:

I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Going viral on Threads:

I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

Live now on Snapchat:

Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

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No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

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4 months ago

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Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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2 months ago

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85 shares on WeChat this month:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

68 shares on Messenger this month:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

94 shares on Threads this month:

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

59 shares on Instagram this month:

If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

89 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

43 shares on Discord this month:

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

73 shares on YouTube this month:

If you relate to me, get some help!

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

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Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

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Just landed via Threads:

I would rather lose you than the argument.

Spotted on Messenger:

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

Just shared via Reddit:

Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

Just landed via X:

Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

Trending via Instagram:

You never hear anything about Mr. Rubik himself, only about his cube.

Trending via TikTok:

The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

Seen just now on Discord:

The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

Going viral on Threads:

The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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