I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I'm just following the parental payback plan! 💸😆👶 Related funny posts 🤝 Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.” Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people. Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback. They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance. Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.