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"Comparing Dune and Furiosa is like comparing apples and sand… oh wait, they both have sand! 🍎🏜️ But hey, the desert vibe is strong in both, so maybe we'll see a sandcastle showdown next!"

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Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

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Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

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My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

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Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

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Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

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Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

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One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

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“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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I need to consult the woods about this.

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Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

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My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

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I suffer from awesomnia.

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Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

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“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

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Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

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Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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I love men with a provider fetish.

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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

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It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

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Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

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