Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.
  • I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
  • If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.
  • A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.
  • Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?
  • I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.