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The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

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Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

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I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

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If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

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I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

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For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

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The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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