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Witty text about missing persons and weight, with a humorous, playful vibe.

If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

Commentary:
"Sure, just describe me as 'Last seen at the fridge' instead 🍔🍟😄 #MissingNotLost"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ever, humor, i, joke, me, missing, poster, promise, put, self-image, weight on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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