If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sure, just describe me as 'Last seen at the fridge' instead 🍔🍟😄 #MissingNotLost" Related funny posts 🤝 If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back. I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me. I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge. I love you to the refrigerator and back.