25 funny common quotes - Wordgag

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

May 24, 2026

I like you because we hate the same people.

May 24, 2026

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

May 22, 2026

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

May 22, 2026

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

May 21, 2026

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

May 21, 2026

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

May 20, 2026

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

May 20, 2026

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

May 20, 2026

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

May 20, 2026

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

May 19, 2026

I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

Apr 1, 2026

When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

Apr 1, 2026

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

Mar 31, 2026

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

Mar 31, 2026

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

Mar 31, 2026

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Mar 30, 2026

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Mar 30, 2026

The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

Mar 30, 2026

Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Mar 29, 2026

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Mar 28, 2026

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Mar 28, 2026

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Mar 28, 2026

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Mar 28, 2026

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Mar 28, 2026