Commentary:
"Still waiting for my grocery store dance battle debut! 🛒🕺💃😂"
25 Funny common quotes
When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.
Commentary:
"Rest in peace, word warrior—master of mundane meanings! 📝🤣🔍"
Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.
Commentary:
Who knew that the secret to world peace was just to make everything gummy? 🤔🧸🍬
My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.
Commentary:
Who knew common sense came without instructions? 🧠🤔📦
Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.
Commentary:
Trying to use common sense in today's world is like bringing a calculator to a sword fight 🤔🔍😅
My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.
Commentary:
"Common sense: not so common? 🚫🤔 Guess we're all just walking plot twists! 😂🙃"
The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.
Commentary:
“Gone are the days when we picked up the phone like we were on a mystery game show! 🤔📞 Now it's more of a 'who's the masked telemarketer?' 🎭😂"
The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.
Commentary:
"Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"
Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Commentary:
"Ah, the tragic tale of parallel lines – destined to run alongside each other forever, yet never able to share a point of connection. Like ships passing in the night, or two introverts at a party who both desperately avoid eye contact 🚢🌌. It’s a geometry love story for the ages! 😂 #ParallelLinesProblems"
I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.
Commentary:
"Who needs accurate facts when you've got confidence, right? 🤖😂 Just call me Artificially Incorrect! 🤣"