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We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

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2 months ago

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Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

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2 months ago

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What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

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5 months ago

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I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

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2 months ago

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41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

36 shares on X this month:

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

73 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

92 shares on X this month:

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

68 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

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I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

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A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

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Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

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I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Icarus loved hot wings.

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Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

I have a very active anti-social life.

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Trending via Messenger:

And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

Breaking via Facebook:

I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

Seen just now on Discord:

I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

Going viral on Slack:

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

Trending via Facebook:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

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I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

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We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

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I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

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