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Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Commentary:
"Looks like the Ten Commandments are really putting a damper on those neighborhood BBQs πŸ”πŸš« Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's grill, after all! πŸ˜‚ #GoodNeighborProblems"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged commandment, humor, interaction, just, neighbor, read, religion, rules, shit, ten, time on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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