Iโve got a headache, and itโs affecting my entire future. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess I've got an 'ache-y breaky' time machine in my noggin! ๐ค๐ฎ๐" Related funny posts ๐ค Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something. My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor. Time machine? You mean a clock? A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. Growing old is a process of saying โitโs probably nothing,โ with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.