Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

Commentary:
Oh no, that’s a classic case of “brain fart” 🧠💨! Hopefully, you didn’t leave a trail of “shitted feet” behind you 😂. Time to seek refuge in the closet and hope they don’t come looking for you with those “shitted feet” jokes! 🚪🦶 #MistakenIdentity