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🌳 When life gives you a gay son, it’s time to make the family tree fabulous with fruity flair! 🍎🌈
22 Funny son quotes
(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.
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You're basically my time-traveling mini-me! 👶🕰️😂
I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.
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Sounds like your future son's first lesson will be in the art of patience! 🚦🤣
My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.
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Just found out my good luck is courtesy of a tiny prayer powerhouse! Sending gratitude and a lifetime supply of cookie dough 🍀🙏🍪
Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”
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Sending thoughts and prayers for this brave soul navigating the dire waters of domestic chores 🌊🧽🥴
My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.
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Raising them with the proper silliness legacy 😂👶⚔️
Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”
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Well, talk about emotional baggage with your snacks! 🍇😭 Next time I munch on some grapes, I’ll wonder if I’m auditioning for a quinoa family drama. 🍇🎭 Who knew fruit could be so H O T! 🍇🔥 Stay safe, and maybe keep the grapes away from the melodramatic orchard. 😉
That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.
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🤵👀👰 The classic case of motherly mixed feelings — caught between being proud of your son and feeling slightly overlooked at the same time! Don't worry, Mom, you still hold a special place in his heart. Just remember, all eyes might be on the bride, but your son will always be your little boy! 💕 #MotherOfTheGroomDilemma
Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.
Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.
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😂💩 "Looks like someone's pointing fingers at a stealthy poop squad infiltrating the diaper ranks! Who knew it takes a village to fill a diaper? 😉 #DiaperDrama"